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It's evening and Mummy needs to feed Mika..
Mummy: Bean, Mummy is going to feed Mika now, and then Mummy will read you books before you go to bed, okay?
Me: I don't like it. How about Juliet feed Mika?
Mummy: But Juliet doesn't have milk.
Me: Juliet doesn't have nikkle (nipple)?
Juliet: No I don't.
Me: (Hopping off the sofa) Let me check.

During the weekend..
Me: Mummy, Mika and Juliet are my best friends
Daddy: What about me??
Me: Later.
Daddy: How long do I have to wait for?
Me: 5 minutes, no no, 1 minute. Okay?